Are you afraid to get married and why?
Whether you believe it or not, it happened with me. I swear on you guys, I don’t lie. Few days back, I was returning from office at 2 am in the night. And I saw some complicated metal structure near road side. It was a deserted place, no one was there except few stray dogs and me.
不论你信不信，这件事发生在我身上。我向你们立誓，我不扯谎。几天前，我在清晨2点从办公室回来。我看到路旁边有一些杂乱的金属结构。这是一个荒无人烟的当地，除了几只流浪狗和我，没有人在那里。
I had never seen such a thing before, it was kind of a machine. But being a true engineer, I took a selfie first, and then started pressing random buttons. There was a red button there, below that button“Don’t Press me”was written, so I pressed it.
我曾经从未见过这样的东西，它有点像一台机器。但作为一名真实的工程师，我先自拍了一张，然后开端随意按下按钮。那里有一个赤色的按钮，在那个按钮下面写着“不要按我”，所以我按了它。
There was a loud noise and everything vanished in front of me. No bike, no dogs and no road. And then I realized, Oh shit! It is a time machine! Then I saw a giant dinosaur was coming towards me in full speed.
一声巨响，一切都在我面前消失了。没有自行车，没有狗，也没有路。然后我意识到，该死!它是一个时间机器!然后我看到一只巨大的恐龙正全速向我走来。
But who cares, a guy who has worked in the IT field for 6 years can’t be afraid of anything. And believe me, your brother, of course i.e. me, fought bravely. I grabbed its horn and threw it away in the sky. Dinosaur realized after my move that it is not easy to beat me and ran away. See PETA, I didn’t kill Dinosaur.
可是谁在乎呢，一个在IT范畴工作了6年的人什么都不怕。信任我，你哥哥，当然便是我，英勇地战役过。我捉住它的角，把它扔到空中。恐龙在我走后意识到要打败我并不简单，就逃跑了。看，PETA，我没杀恐龙。
My victory was the proof of my bravery.
But, am I brave enough to get married?
我的成功证明了我的英勇。
可是，我有满足的勇气成婚吗?
No.
没有。
Why?
为什么?
Maybe I can fight with dinosaurs on the tip of my fingers, but I am not brave enough to face a female counterpart till the end of my life.
或许我可以用指尖和恐龙战役，但我没有满足的勇气去面临一个女人对手，直到我生命的止境。
小编zzz总结
独身的时分享用独身的自在，两个人的时分享用陪同的美好。
When you are single, enjoy the freedom of being single, and when you are loved, enjoy the happiness of company.
